irresponsibleeyouth:

The trick is to not let people know how really weird you are until it’s too late for them to back out.

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nahshaw:

i went out to eat lunch with my mom and i forgot what a knife was called so i asked the waitress for “one of those things that you use to stab people with” 

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encyclopeniss:

what if tumblr was like a box of chocolates and you didnt know what url you’d get

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thedramaticsneeze:

hoshigumayuugi:

i actually like being up early i just don’t like getting up early

YOU  PUT THIS IN WORDS

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sometimes i have self esteem but then i see a person

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2spookykarkat:

lucifersblog:

the-final-horcrux:

that awkward shiver that makes me look like im being possessed by satan

the awkward shiver that makes the person im posessing look cold

oh my god

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